Online Relationships

No worries, thanks! :lol:

 

So the Silvara here is ugly, is that what you're saying?

Also, Internet Loveâ„¢ always fails, you just need to look up Jar's Big Book of Real Life Facts to know that.

 

see, i should have listened to Jar in the first place... that's what i get for thinking for myself.

 

Hmm, the Silvara "I" knew wanted to be an English teacher at some point, pffth. Whatever, some people are just destined never to find love... or sex. Because that's what's it's all about, isn't it? Can't score in RL, score on the net, It's easy! And basically everyone can do it, but of course you KNOW it will end in tears and semen everywhere. Because love as a disease, an ugly malicious disease for which there is naught but ONE cure! DEATH! and LOTS of it!

 

Get to the point, no incoherent rambling allowed around here...

 

You wouldn't have a PHD in that would you...

 

chunk....i have heard tales from both sides of the fence. some work, some don't, some last a while, some fizzle quickly...luck-o-th'-draw, I say.

but hey: ya never know if ya don't give a go

 

There'll definately be some luuuurvin' either way.
ASS SLAPPAGE!!! :-o
Btw, she's Bi as well.
THINK OF THE 3SOMES PEOPLE!! :lol:

 

chunky... oh dear god I didn't need images of you slappagin asses... and I didn't need to think of your 3somes... or your luuuurvin.... please never ever speak of such things again....

 

threesomes are over-rated. somebody always gets left out.

 

Or they cum early. Theres always someone in any orgy who just gets too excited.

 

So either hand that person a camera, or make it a four-some.... I'm a little dis-appointed in you Rosie, where's that dirty girl who touched my special place?. And please let's not forget to include Canis in this little conversation of getting freaky. For thosw of you who doubt Canis's ability to gettin' nasty, here's a little snapshot of Canis spending "quality time" with a recent "beau". I'll let you draw your own conclusions.....

 

i'm not saying i'm against threesomes, only that they require careful planning and three fully involved, not likely to cum early, participants. like porn-stars. besides, i've already promised fish that one day he'll come home from work and be pleasantly surprised by me and a big-breasted red-head naked on the bed...

 

rosie....I would be pleasantly surprised to come and find you and a big-breasted red-head naked on the bed....

hell....I think any of us would like that

 

Is that really you Canis?

Rosie... you obviously plan far too much... you need to chill and just let things flow. It's more romantic. Well, as romantic as it can be when three people come together for the sole purpose of doing it in ways that would make the Hugh Hefner clutch his chest.

 

Isn't she the coolest wife ever.

Also since I'm sleeping with rosenshyne, does that mean we have a online relationship. Think about it.

 

No all we need to complete this threadis Jar to lock it.

Well, Rosie, I'm sure Fish has got something planned for you too. Like bringing his extended family across the border for a party and citizenship. Holy shit you're being used!

 

Hmmm...

Internet relationships can work, if you want them to work.


But you might regret the fact of bringing it up in these boards, you'll get flamed badly, like you already have. A lot of them here have tried and failed so they come to believe that others will follow in thier footsteps. Yup.

Btw, hi.

 

No we still needed something a little more annoying for that.... but, with Q's post we should be fine now..... Be honest Q, you've missed me haven't you?...

 

You've figured me out. Your sexyness has drawn me back here.