Quotes Thread

Don't want to keep graverobbing ancient threads, so I'll just start a new one... post a quote.

(The old thread can be found at http://www.terra-arcanum.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=2774&forum=10)

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded"
-unknown

"Love is a happy little elf dancing a merry little jig. Then the little bastard turns on you with a submachine gun."
-Matt Groenig

 

"If it doesn't fit, use force. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway..."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through generous use of high explosives..."

 

"God does not play dice."
- Albert Einstein

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
- Unknown

"If the mind were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple, we couldn't."
- Unknown

"True friends are the people who will kill you for your own good."
- Me!

 

"Some things in life you can't help, the rest you can avoid." - Me, of course :grin:.

"A true friend stabs you in the front." Oscar Wilde, I think. I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong, but I think he said it.

 

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sheriff Fatman on 2002-04-03 01:11 ]</font>

 

Ah, the classics...Dig some more up Fatman!

 

I was hoping to dig up some of my own, but apparently I've never said anything stupid or embarassing.

No, no need to look. I've checked thoruughly, and everything I have said to date has been intelligent and witty. Who'd have thought it?

 

I particularly loved you 'The Eros Rex Affair'. The initial monologue was fantastic!

 

Jar, if you don't edit that post to remove the L word, I'm going to tell the RSPCA about the sausage-in-a-bun trick your do with your dog.

 

The Ancient Paradox:
"Only one thing is certain -- that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false"

 

"War is where you don't have to sacrifice your life for your country but make the other bastard sacrifice his" some general.
"If there will be WWIV it'll be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

 

"all wars are populare the first 30 days"
i dunno
"War is like love. It allways finds a way"
heard it someplace
"take it easy, no one has been hurt twice in one day"
Sir Winston Churchill
Some women:"Churchill if i were your wife i would put poison in your coffe"
Churchill:"If i were your husband i would drink it"

A chat between churchill and a women in the parlament:
Women: "churchill you are drunk"
Churchill:" I em drunk, but YOU, you are ugly, and tomorow i will go to work and i will be sober."

"you are you and we are we, but you are not we"
Guess who.

 

George Patton said that. Here are some I found about war.

"The battle, sir, is not to the stong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave..." Patrick Henry
"People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent.I am attacking." Ferdinand Foch
"Victory belongs to the most perservering." Napoleon Bonaparte
"From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." Thomas Jefferson
"We have met the enemy and they are ours!" Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry
"Veni, Vedi, Vici. ( I came, I saw, I conquered)" Julius Caesar
"In war there is no substitute for victory." General Douglas MacArthur
"War is the remedy that our enemys have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want." General William T. Sherman
"Freedom isn't free." Anonymous
"Never give in- never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy." Winston Churchill
"If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; and if you can't pick it up, paint it." 1940's saying by Anonymous
"Soldiers are men... most apt for all manner of services and best able to support and endure the infinite toils and continual hazards of war." Henry Knyvett
"A soldier is he whose blood makes the glory of the general." Adapted from Henry G. Bohn
"Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats." Josephus Daniels
"Two armies are two bodies which meet and try to frighten each other." Napoleon I
"Hit the other fellow, as quick as you can, and as hard as you can, where it hurts him the most, when he ain't looking." British sergeant-major on the definition of strategy
"Read over and over again the campaigns of Alexander, Hannibal, Caesar, Gustavus, Turenne, Eugene, and Frederic. ... This is the only way to become a great general and master the secrets of the art of war." Napoleon Bonaparte
"Diplomats are as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it." Will Rogers
"Be convinced that to be happy means to be free and that to be free means to be brave. Therefore do not take lightly the perils of war." Thucydides
"Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them." Napoleon Bonaparte
"We make war that we may live in peace." Aristotle
"Discipline is simply the art of making the soldiers fear the officers more than the enemy." Helvetius
"Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat bring worse things than any that can ever happen in war." Ernest Miller Hemingway

Sorry for typing such a long section.

 

GASP! Jinxed SPAMMING!

 

"I did not have sex with Monica Lewienski(spelling?)" Bill Clinton

 

"Hey ya'll, watch this!!!"¹



¹Any redneck that died during an outdoor event

 

Hilarious retard!

Okay, Fatman, I really enjoyed you in 'The Eros Rex affair'.

 

i forgot one...

"Heroin. Makes Puking Feel Good!"
- Shayna Ruby Redwine