An Evil Thread (by me!)

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  1. ArchAngel

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    Hey this forum has a hiaku thread, numerious comical threads, and a thread talking about the sequal to the game we're still waitinng for. Something is missing...



    Oh yea one of those threads where each poster writes a little dab of a story! Every forum need one, so I'm here to make sure this one gets one too!

    Heres the rules

    1.) Keep on topic. Don't talk about how dumb this thread will get(And it will).

    2.) Don't double post. Let another person post before you post agian.


    So without anymore to be said here we go!



    The night...
     
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    was dark and cold, three soldiers armed with repeater rifles were walking down the road....
     
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    Theres an ambush then three become two.
     
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    o shit, darn you made it in before me CM, and only for the fact that i couldn't reach TA for a minute or two :/

    ... they where tired, and scared, they knew that only a few days behaind them the hunter closing in on them. The hunter had been on their track since since the dread full day in the little willage Hope now more then a month ago.

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    The sun was long gone, they could hear the howling of the hungry wolfs. The only question on their mind was " How come things went down so bad so fast". They knew, there is no way back to that dammed village. Nobody suppose to die, now the cold-blooded killer was on their trail to get the revenge. There is not going to be an easy night.

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    Sorry about that Monkey :)

    They set up camp. They decided a fire was out of the question. There they lay cold, scared and hungry. They could not hunt for that would alert the hunter...
     
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    Luckily, they had a case of Hormel Chili. Not the generic kind either, the Western Style Chili. The kind with the diced bell peppers and the blend of Western spices. Unfortunately, they didn't pack a can openner...
     
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    ...so the orge of the group started banging the can wildly on his head...
     
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    and the can cracked and the chili fell into the ground ......
     
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    The tears began showing in their eyes. They went down on the ground get ready to lick what was left of that chili. One of them tasted it, then he felt that something moved in his mouth.

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    [ This Message was edited by: Sethmage on 2001-08-03 05:54 ]

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    He opened his mouth to see what it was only to have a farie pop out! The farie...
     
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    ...Sputtered and coughed. "Do you mind it said." Then to it self it muttered. "Big folks. Don't look at what they eat." The man...

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    ...said "Your a little farie, arn't you? what the hell were you doing in a can of chile?" The farie responded with...
     
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    ...a bitch slap. "I'm a little down on my luck and I'd rather not get into it," stated the farie. The Man...
     
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    felt a tingeling feeling where the feary had slapped him. He touched his chin and his hand came away with...
     
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    ....A Three Foot Long Salami...
     
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    ...with tiny nibble marks on the side.

    The man asked,"Where did you find this salami?"

    The Farie stated, "You didn't think I'd be eatting that crap chilli did you?"

    Weery and tired the man begged for the salami. Only to have the farie...

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    start beating him with it. Then the Ogre that disapeared for a minute... :wink:
     
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    peaked out from behind a tree, wearing a dress and a pair of high heels to small. This became evident when he tried to walk towards the man and...
     
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    ...tried to hump his leg...
     
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