Jennifer Garner

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  1. Slice & Dice

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    I heard Jennifer Garner(Alias, Daredevil) is going to be in an up coming issue of Playboy(no pun intended), :-o supposedly July. I was wondering if anyone had heard anything on this?
     
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    What pun?
     
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    "an up coming issue of Playboy" was what I was referring to. Has anyone heard about this?
     
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    ...and how is that a pun?
     
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    I find that too disgusting even for this board, and I mean the fact that it is one of the worst puns I have ever heard or read
     
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    Well, maybe you could go somewhere like http://www.playboy.com, or whatever the website is, and check it out!

    Does it really matter THAT much, though? :razz:
     
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    <valley girl>
    Like Oh. My. GAWD. Did you see that interview at the Playboy site with Bert McCracken, the smelly grimy disgusting former boyfriend of Kelly Osbourne! I can't BELIEVE he said those intimate personal things about Kelly! Ooo! I wonder if Sharon knows about this yet? If she sees him again I bet she'll rip him a new one, that putrid little slimeball! I always said he was no good for Kelly!
    </valley girl>
     
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    Hehehe, Valley Girl. Great Frank Zappa song.
     
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    First, the pun wasn't intended. Second, I've been to the Playboy site and they don't have info on future issues. That's why I was asking here in this forum. And three, Bert McCraken is an idiot for dumping Kelly Osborne. And an even bigger idiot for talking to Playboy about it.
     
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    There is a name for people that say "no pun intentened" when there is no pun. AND where is the pun.
    Dude, last time i checked there was a guy playing daredevil. :puke:
     
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    "Coming" as in "Ejaculation" as in when a guy has sex, or masturbates, or fucks a goat, he sprays semen everywhere. Also referred to as "coming". Like when I jerk off over those pictures of Snowmane I have, when I get a big fat hard on and rub my cock, I ejaculate. I SPRAY COME ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD. It's called COMING. Go to a PlayBoy site... A guy's gonna "come".

    Jesus, has everyone gone retarded?

    And damn.. . I need to clean my keyboard up again. No thanks to Snowmane.
     
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    It was so not a pun though. Jeez, if you saw the word 'coming' anywhere, then some of the more sickminded people would be always assuming it was a sexual pun. You fall in that category, DU, seeing as you explained the pun to us :D.
     
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    Fuck me running, it's so obvious once DU was kind enough to point it out.
    Maybe I am retarded, and I'm pretty sure the pun was intended, seeing as how it was placed in quotation marks.
     
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    And of course the fact that he seperated the word upcoming into two parts.
     
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    ok, some people in this forum don't appreciate a typical American sexist sense of humor. Can we please get over my crude attempt at humor? I'm not Eddie Murphey. :D Has anyone heard the Jennifer Garner will be in a FUTURE issue of Playboy? Oh, Qilikatal, she played the character of Elektra in the Daredevil movie. I never said she was Daredevil. I would like to take my hat off to Ben Affleck. He's engaged to J'Lo and he still gets to kiss Jennifer Garner in the movie. Now that's a lucky man!!
     
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    Gee... Thanks.

    Yes, Jennifer told me herself. She rolled over in bed next to me last night and said:

    "DU, you know, I'm going to be in an upcoming issue of Playboy."

    To which I replied:

    "Up coming? Heheh. That's funny."

    To which she said:

    "Oh, I did not notice the HILARITY of the UNINTENDED PUN that I just made. Oh the HILARITY of it all."

    I fell asleep after that... Talk after sex never interested me much.

    Apparently though, an interview from her and Ben Affleck about DareDevil is or has appeared in the March issue of Playboy.
     
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