On a sad 'n' happy note...

Well what the hell happened in '94?

 

The magazine was suspended in '94 during an enquiry into a two-page spread on Bondage pope-hats and improper use of a sensor. I would've won that year too, otherwise.

 

There again, I don't really like pale, thin pasty-white, sissy alter-boy fags, singing "Ol sole mio" while wearing a robe. I like MANLY men.

 

Like Harrison Ford. And Sean Connery. And Viggo Mortenson. Yum.

 

For some reason, when you mentioned the pale, thin pasty-white, sissy altar boy fags, Leo Di Caprio popped into my head as a perfect example.

 

Yeth. They make my heart pound in my pants.

Yes. When you mentioned Leo DiCaprio, I agreed with you.

 

Retard, I'll make you a deal. If you get mensalivatingforharrisonford.com, and milo gets gayforseanconnery.com, I'll get throwingmyselfatviggo.com. Deal?

 

Seanconneryistheonlytruejamesbond.com

 

Retard, you can deny it all you want, you can hide behind your "Harrison Ford" and your rapidly disintegrating shroud of heterosexuality. But we both know that you want to lose shitzni and get with the Octi.

 

Snowmane, that sounds like a deal to me. Will there be pictures of you physically throwing yourself at posters of Viggo? (Naked, of course, I need not say it)

Oh, and Oct, sorry bud. But you just don't do it for me. Altar boys have little 10 year old boy pee-pee's. I like my men like I like my lumber. Long, hard, and straight.

Oh, and what do you mean, "rapidly disintegrating shroud of heterosexuality"? I'm clearly not gay, I think that's obvious.

 

25% of Catholic Priests would disagree.

Regards,
Morden

 

Yesh snowmane we would like that.

But what would you give us if we gave you
gaymensalviatingforthepope.com ?

 

Why does this:

not stack with this:

hmmm, sug'?

 

I never suggested that I wanted to have sex with those men. I merely suggested which way I preferred they look.

 

Too late for excuses now, R. May as well drop the act, oil up and join me down at the Steel Worker for a little man-hookin' with Frank.

 

Sir yes sir! Of course there will be pictures of me throwing myself at Viggo (posters) and maybe the real thing, if you can catch the greasy weasel.

Colin Farrell too. Damn, I've totally fallen for his black Irish badass-ness. I think he needs to work on his dashing Harrison Ford charm though.

 

who the fuck is Viggo?.

 

He's the guy that plays Aragorn in the Lord of the Ring movies. He also played the drill instructor in G.I. Jane, and he's played in several other big movies... Can't remember them now..

 

oh, well that's understandable then, Snowmane, throw yourself aplenty.