Si hay gente que quiere hablar en espanol, venga aqui...

Apenas vine a los EEUU, no se nada de ingles. Hay alguien que sepa espanol? o frances?

 

Vaya, otro hispano. Mi plan comienza a rendir frutos. Ahora lo unico que necesito es un perchero, un galón de queso crema y unos cuantos globos con helio.

 

So is registration and the rest of the site .

 

Let's put a can on dat filthy pig-latin, aight? Don't bring dat trash in heah! You wan throw down? Yo do dat in good trew English, mothahfuckah! What!

 

The google translator sucks. I typed in Fuck youall motherfuckers, and I changed the results back to English, and this is what it came up with.


Veto to the excrement all the MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

I don't know much spanish. Currently, I'm taking Spanish 1 at school, but that's still in it's early stages.

 

Why does it matter if we speak spanish or french?
This board is in english, and nearly everyone speaks entirely in english. If you want to participate, you really are going to have to speak the language. If you ask a question in H&T in another language, that's a different story, but around here in GD, it really is all about the English.

I would translate that into spanish using my Brain(tm), but that is way too much work.

 

No te vayas a los EEUU si no hablas inglés, estupido. Yo no voy a su país y hablo inglés, apprendo el idioma. Es gorrones como usted que viene a mi país y espera mí tratarlo con guantes de niño. Muérdame, usted mancha a comedor de frijol.

 

Ok, rosie thanks for trying although your approach to grammar seems to follow the Hill Giant approach. Now lets do some Spanish grammar:

No vayas a los EEUU si no hablas inglés, estupido. Yo no voy a tu país y hablo inglés, aprendo el idioma. Es una idiotez que usted venga a mi país y espere que yo lo trate como a un bebé. Muérdame, usted cholito de mierda y sírvame otro tequila.

Quite good on the core you know, just practice personal pronouns a bit and you'll sound less like an alien. You even added the accents right, so I guess you don't need help with pronunciation.

Señor Felación, le haré una advertencia amigable. O deja de embarrar de mierda el foro o te vamos a cargar más rápido que cuando me templé a tu madre.

 

Because he was possessed by the devil.

 

sorry aries. i haven't lived in mexico for awhile. and since i hated it there, i didn't try to retain too much. just enough to speak to the retarded immigrants i encounter on a regular basis. i don't even mind the ones who just got here and can't speak English--it's not like it's an easy language to learn. but people who've been here their whole lives and still speak Spanish everywhere they go? they deserve a swift kick in the balls.

oh, and i called him a bean eater. since i'm not sure there's an equivalent word for "wetback".

 

I don't speak too much english,

Navajo

English

Now, Rosenshyne, English is most definitively not the official language of the United States. There is none. However, the closest the country has ever come to having an official language was not English. It was German.

Everyone in this country is an immigrant, in fact a fairly recent one.
Older immigrations would be European "natives" or Asian "natives" or the American "natives" who have been quite severely slaughtered by people who, for some reason, decided that the land belonged to them, when it quite clearly did not.
In fact, unless you still live in Africa, in the "Garden of Eden," or the actual place where Homo Sapiens Sapiens began, both of which would be about the same place in Africa, you are an Immigrant.

 

If you're serious, you need to be shot.

 

Serious about what?
most of it is using satiric style and fallacious arguments about immigration to prove points that I do mean seriously.

 

Icairus I love you. Seriously, you're my favorite form member at this instant. Lets fuck.

 

You missed out an apostrophe.