Am I becoming Jar?

Heh, good fun. Why don't you merge with my body? I could use another voice in that back of my skull. Usstan ssrig'luin foluss ulu nindolen zatoasten wun ussta elghliik
(note: I will be IMMENSELY impressed if someone can figure out what that means)

 

I think it means, "If Drizzt weren't such a sexy hunka hunka elf I'd be learning Klingon instead of Drow."

Dork.

 

I see. I thought it sounded like something from LotR.

 

Actually, it doesn't have anything to do with Drizzt. He annoyed me in the computer games... very full of himself. :/ Which just didn't fit with the books. I dislike starwars, and I don't know drow, I just found an english to drow translator, and put it to use.

 

Could you add a link to that translator?

 

You're still a dork.

Why would I want to merge with you? So I can be blessed by having an annoying, homosexual alter-ego? Besides, you make it sound like if I did merge with you I wouldn't be in charge. Yo, my oozey mental spirit stuff would knock the crap out of your oozey mental spirit stuff. You would be my little oozey mental bitch, that's what would happen.

 

But wouldn't that add another aspect to masturbating?

 

I want a link to that translator too, it would be fun talking to people in Drow! And I believe it's called UnderCommon, and not Drow....

Language of the Underdark, Illithids speak it too, I think....or do they ahve thier own?

 

Drow have their own language but there is a language called undercommon. Drow may learn that too.

 

I just have to say, that was awsome, Jar. Indeed, Canis hit the nail on the proverbial head when she said that Blinky ain't as funny as you. Speaking of Elvis, does anyone else find it tremendously suspicious that Tupac has released so many posthumous albums, and even a movie? He's alive, hiding out in a mansion somewhere.

 

No way man. Tupac is quite dead just like Elvis.

 

Sigurd, that was Sleek. I didn't find that one as funny as some of the others. There's a girl in my class named Genna whose reasoning that Tupac must still be alive is this fact, and I think I quote, it was awhile ago.

"He got shot like 9 other times, how's 1 shot gonna kill him. Hello?"

This convinced me. If Tupac has people that stupid on his side, he's dead. You don't survive long if that's your backup.