An Eye For An Eye

That's probably because you don't know how to do it well.

 

It's true, I'm no mechanic, but this is all getting a bit One Foot in the Grave for me.

 

Don't you mean a white knight?

 

No, no slashing unfortunately. I've seen them sans van recently and they are complete scum so that makes me feel better anyway.

 

You stole and hid their van?!

 

I wish, but no sadly not.

 

I see.

Well, I suppose you could've guessed those "gents" were scum by how they laughed at a guy who (I'm assuming) had to buy new eggs. I'd like to think, however, that they may have helped you had you gotten seriously hurt by the fall. Or maybe not - people tend to be shit. Depending on the fertilizers being used, it's true;

How many salads and/or herbivores have you eaten recently?

 

You're right about the arousal, I was just too ashamed to put it. And no I had to buy yoghurts actually, but it amounted to the same thing.

I'm unsure as if your question is slang for some sort of horrible sex act, if so then yes I have eaten as many salads and herbivores as humanly possible.

 

I think he's asking whether you've taken a slash on their van yet.

 

No and no.

I was commenting on how the molecules in any one food item or essential nutrient in a plant are absorbed and repurposed in the body of the organism that consumes it. If the plants are grown in a shit-based fertilizer, the plants are made of feces to a certain degree, and the same can be said of the herbivore that eats the plant.

I don't normally eat carnivores because they tend to taste funny, unless they're predatory fish.

 

If you're going to be like that about it then don't forget to point out that each one of us has drunk some of Julius Caesar's urine.

 

Goes without saying, I think.

 

How very circle-of-life of you two.

 

As much as I can appreciate Elton John's musical talent, I don't want to think of The Lion King, given what I know about prides.

 

What Mufasa and Scar get up to behind closed doors is no one else's business but their own! Saying that, who could resist a lion with the voice of James Earl Jones?

 

Mufasa's voice truly is sexy, yet not as sexy as Scar's.

 

True enough - if you like the voice of partner sharing twins and pedophiles.

 

That whole movie is screwed up. Only Disney would have its protagonist fall head over heels for his (more than likely) half sister.

 

Disney Logic

Scar and Mufasa are brothers.

Mufasa and Sarabi had Simba, making Scar Simba's uncle.

Mufasa and unknown lioness had Nala, making Nala Simba's half-sister.

Simba and Nala have a cub named Kiara.

Scar and Zira have a cub named Kovu, as well as Nuka and Vitani...

... making Kiara Kovu's... niece?

:S

 

It's times like this that I slightly regret never having seen The Lion King.