Chuck Norris

If you're so tough in outstaring as you say, then try to outstare the snake (assuming that they have tranparent eyelids).

 

Try paraliser... or may be Vyenna is so snakelooking that even insidious snakes doubt if she is a prey.

 

The only reason Vyenna out-stares a cat, is that the cat ends the contest when it finds something better to do. Like sleeping, or looking at the curtains.

I, however, could outstare any Vyenna given a headstart.

 

Thing is, Vyenna, that the cat mearly measured you up. If it decided to take you on in a duell, you'd be outstared before long.

 

Haha, you are a fool to hold cats in such high regard.

And here I was starting to think that Spuddy was cool. I guess not.
The thing is, I have people to do those better things for me. So I am free to crush cats in staring contests.

 

Spuddy is the anti-thesis of cool. He...

... prefers cats to dogs any day of the week, so he jumped into defend their honour.

(And there he became even less cool in Vyenna's opinion.)

 

And Tel's 3 headed Pit Bull tore Spuddys balls and left leg off.

 

Only after I ate it.

 

Want belts made out from spidersilk? I can sell you some for a fair price...


And I prefer dogs rather than cats. Dogs are way much cooler. Cats are fragile and weak.

 

Yes, but that'd cost extra.


The great thing with being a ninja is that you can steal almost anything without ever getting caught

 

How much for dogs made out of spider-silk?

 

I too prefer cats to dogs. Stupid dogs...