Chuck Norris

Vorak: About 50 dollars a lump. But then you get experts.

Spuddy: I'll ask the spiders, but I reckon the price to be about 50-100 dollars for a reality-shaped spidersilk-made dog. It can even bark.

DE: Bring me Chucks dead corpse and I'll do the rest for free. You have my ninja-word.

Vyenna: Well, at least they're friendlier. And don't go about with any "no they're not!" 'cause they are.

 

Stupid boy, generalizing dogs and cats.

 

I like both, I just prefer cats. I wouldn't mind owning a rottweiler though. I'm just too lazy to take 'em for walks and such.

 

I've got a german-shepherd/lab mix, and a fat calico with a touch of polydactyl mutations.

I prefer the dog, but the cat never leaves me alone.

I have a bird, too, but I think satan was her father.

 

Wolfsbane:

No way I'll pay more than $3.50 for a spider-silk dog, and that's if you're lucky.

Sorry to be so harsh, but it's a fricken dog (kind of) we're talking about, after all.

 

I like the doggie style position. You know that one, where you are crouched down in the back, and the dog is in front....

 

In the back of what?

 

The Dog.

 

Oh.


Can't say I agree with you, Retard. You're on your own.

 

Assume the dog is made of spidersilk. Try it, and maybe you would find that this outstands latex women.

 

I will now assume that you have and go and throw up.

 

Why does every thread turn into spider/silk/ninja/dog/zombie crap? I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

 

Real life ma, we're talking about our real daytime occupations.


And yes, I'm a cow (not twoheaded anymore; I had the second head removed three days ago).

 

Oh, you didn't know? I eat spam and spam alone.


That's why my head tasted like shit.

 

Speak for yourself. Though you somehow went from a black armoured warrior to a giant starfish......somehow....

 

If only you could find some much larger black armour...