Happy Birthday to Me!!

I have one (full) sister that I know about. My dad spread his genes a bit before he got married, but never pursued any of it, so I apparently have an older bother living in New Hampshire that I've never met. I may even have a little sibling on the way, courtesy of his new wife.

 

so the whole "can't keep it in my pants" thing is a family trait?

 

Well...yeah, I guess so. I never roam without a raincoat, though.

 

You guys have such complicated families... I have no siblings at all - full, half, step, whatsoever.

 

we're special.

 

Everybody except Silvara is special!

 

Aww... I don't have siblings either. At least not that I know of.

 

When my older brother and I were 18 and 16 respectively, my mom cheated and my parents got divorced. We moved with my dad from Washington State to Tennessee (talk about culture shock) and my dad married a widow who had four screaming little brats who ranged from 4 to 9 years old. Obviously, it didn't work out quite like the Brady Bunch. My brother got kicked out of the house in short order. I, on the other hand, chose the isolationist approach. I spent 99% of my time at home in my room in the basement, only speaking to my step mother and siblings when I couldn't avoid it. Then I joined the Army and got the fuck outta there.

I get the feeling that my oldest step-brother is a little bitter about my acting like they didn't exist. Oh well.