How rich are you?

I work retail. Hell, I'mn't even full time. I generate a measly $15k per year. And yet: 734,285,882th person. I'm in the top 12.23% Holy shit does that suck for everyone below me. =p [I wish to note: I've seen many of those people. I spent 3 weeks in Uganda this summer]

 

That's for pointing that last part out, at first I thought you were being a jackass. Now I think you're a jackass who's abiding by full disclosure principles.

 

I... well, you all know what I do. And I don't make nearly enough money doing it.

I think I'd rather be a mercenary. Then I'd actually get to shoot people and make money.

 

And you'd probably get yourself killed, too.

 

Not if he becomes a bounty hunter for PMDE. Oh, and I was in Uganda helping people. ^_^

 

What's PMDE?

 

Bad news.

I think I'd like to go to Africa and hunt poachers.

 

Nice choice! Just remember that poachers, for the most part, suck balls.

 

with the birth of our newest spawn, Fish and i qualify for food stamps. because that's how the U.S. Government rolls.

 

Apparently they don't give stamps anymore. They just give you a card with a point value per item of food.

 

but they still call them stamps.

 

That's because they're lazy.

 

Ooh!, I like it when it rhymes. Give me another rhyme!

 

Cool. Give me another one.

 

You're a dumb fuck who much dick does suck.

 

Nice rhyme!