IT'S A GIRL!!!!!!!

You sure do like to kiss Jarinor ass alot.

 

Didn't even know you were pregnant, congratulations.

 

What are you talking about, shit-for-brains? I just happen to have a similar violent, morbid, cruel sense of humor, and therefore I support some of the things he says. I don't kiss anyone's ass. If you had said something like, "Did you know your child has a 5% chance of being a Down's baby?" I would have supported that, too.

 

Seeing as rosie hasn't mentioned anything about it being a breeched birth, I'm going to have to make more dire predictions.

1. SIDS can strike at any time. I'd give good odds on it taking your child.

2. Make sure to drop the baby on its head at least once. That way you can make excuses for it later in life.

3. Any other number of childhood disease and ailments can strike at any time. I see them affecting you in the future¹.




¹Future subject to change.

 

Jar, you're all heart. and no, she wasn't breech. in your face!

we've named her Amy Marie. so far, she's been great, other than the whole cried for 8 hours straight thing :-( thankfully, she's asleep now, and i'm stealing some me time.

the only thing geeky so far... my husband held her while playing Golden Sun II on his Gameboy SP... and described how leveling up works... i think she liked it, it put her to sleep

 

Try not to drop her while you're holding her either.

She might be colic. You might wanna read up on that. (If you haven't already.)

 

My sister once cried for two hours. Not that special, but for that whole two hours you could hear her outside on the street. It was so bad that my friends actually asked if she was okay - how many 10 year olds would do that in the middle of playing cricket/[insert other obsessively played sport here]?

What did my mum do this whole time? Talk on the phone and ignore her, that's what. Then claimed the whole incident never happened.

 

amazingly, ignoring her works pretty well... not that i make it a regular habit but you try being patient that long... this morning my husband took her downstairs at 5 am so i could get some sleep, and watched Mothra vs. Godzilla... apparantly, she liked it, he says she was out like the preverbial light... i love my geeky baby

 

LoL, that's funny. Nice to hear you're happy.

 

I feel like I'm late saying this.

But congrats.

Heh, and have fun.

 

mwahaha, you now have to put up with raising a little girl with a redneck name for the next 18 years. Welcome to hell. Mwahaha.

 

Is Marie her middle name, or is it "Amy Marie"? Because I feel sorry for those people who have two names as their first name (like RPJunkie's kids). It just sounds so fucked up.

 

Congrats Rosie! Do you realize what this means?

In 18 years, I'm going to date your daughter! Woo hoo!

 

Marie is her middle name. i'm not that redneck. we just call her Amy... or pumpkinhead

Milo, you'll officially be a dirty old man by that time... think you'll still have the strength to catch a girl with my genes?

 

Grats, Rosie

I can't help being a little disappointed that you didn't name her after me, given our long history of mutual HoLing. Or was there another middle name you didn't tell us about ... Fatman, maybe? Go on, say its true.

 

Wow, how cool would it be to have your middle name as Fatman?

(Maybe it's the last name...? )

 

while it's not her official name, i have been heard to call her Fathead... my husband one-upped me, though, and called her "His Little Piss-Bucket"... comes from me making him change all the diapers, i think

 

Should the end of the world ever come (i.e. me having children) you can bet I won't be changing nappies. At least, not the majority of them. Your husband is one unlucky fellow.