Post your horrible ethnic foods!

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  1. bryant1380

    bryant1380 New Member

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    Yes, I would agree that chunky peanut butter is no good. I hate it. Potato chips are the only thing that is supposed to crunch. Peanut butter shouldn't. I hate crunchy sweets.

    ANYway, I know why you have such an "aversion" to peanut butter, Jarinor. You know how they say that if you call a thief a thief, that he will be very defensive and deny it? Well, I know all about your smearing peanut butter on, um, certain things, and then calling, um....certain pets.
     
  2. ThreeDogs

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    White boy quesadilla
    Really white boy tostada.
     
  3. Ferret

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    If you think eating jars of peanut butter is bad - I just chomp my way through boxes of marzipan!
     
  4. Qilikatal

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    Okay here is someone but they can also be called "lethal weapons"

    Surstrømning: It is swedish. The only food that my mother does not eat. (that says a lot) It is actually rotten fish wich is stored on a can without a airsupply. It smells so horfying it makes anyone womit. My grandmother opened a can once in her house and had to wash it twice to make the smell go away. :puke:

    Smalahove: How to make smalahove. You ned a sheep. Chop the head of the sheep. Burn of all the hair on the sheep head, and chop along the middle of the head into two pieces. Then you boil it or fry it or whatever just don't put it close to me. :puke:

    Lutefisk: They take fish and dipp it into basis and then they wait two days until it has turned into some jellylike bad tasting :puke:
     
  5. Evilest-Killer-Eating-Sou

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    Welcome to the forums EKES! :wavey:
     
  8. Qilikatal

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  9. Milo

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    Anyone who's never eaten these foods is a winner.

    I have another Filipino one. It's called Balut. Basically, it's a dead baby duck, still in the shell. Eaten raw. When you crack one open, it looks exactly like what it is, a dead baby duck. Yellowish juice oozes out of it, and it's eaten whole. It's sick hearing people crunch on the bones.

    Supposedly they taste really good. I've never tried, and I never will, so I can't say for myself. My Grandma was so grossed out by the sight of these that she used to take a few into the closet and eat them in the dark.
     
  10. Jarinor

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    What a great argument retard! By that logic, you can level false accusations at anyone, and as soon as they deny it, the accusations become true!

    Well, I know all about you smearing peanut butter on certain things on certain pets, and then calling them...
     
  11. xento

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    I heard of a food eaten by some families in Africa that have had their brains baked in the sun too long: cheese.... ahem....

    cheese made of goat's milk setting in the sun for 5 days..... eaten at the rotten point. The families claim it gives them some kind of powers.... they think that the maggots are the best part (remember, they eat the maggots and cheese raw... after almost a week of sun). :puke:

    Also, my dad told me that his dad used to believe in something called "wet milking". He would dip his hands in the milk bucket before milking the cow.... AFTER working shoveling manure all day. Dad says that it looked more like chocolate milk then just plain milk.... He says that they took out the big brown chunks before drinking it, though.
     
  12. Jarinor

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    Your Dad is sick man...eating raw baby ducks is one thing, drinking milk with shit in it is another.
     
  13. Milo

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    Yaargh, milk with chunks of shit floating around in it really stretches the definition of "food".

    And for you people's information, Chunky Peanut Butter is nutritious and delicious. Peanuts = Good. Peanut Butter = Good. Peanut Butter + Peanuts = Good Good.
     
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    Nuts of all kinds taste like shit. So I might as well drop a few in a bucket of milk and drink it to simulate the effect of nbrosz's father's 'food'.
     
  15. Qilikatal

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    Peanut butter is shit. Simple logic. It is brown, it smells bad and tastes worse. Shit is brown, it smells bad, and tastes worse.
    Peanut butter=shit.
     
  16. bryant1380

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    :-? Tou-chy
     
  17. Sheriff Fatman

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    How many knids of nuts have you tasted? Did you smear them in peanut butter first? Is this related to you letting your dog pleasure you?

    Be careful how you respond. If you deny it, I'll know I'm right. If you don't, well that's practically an admission of guilt isn't it? I'd suggest you prove your innocence the traditional Holer way: deflect attention by making an even more outrageous accusation at someone else.
     
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    It’ not the mere denial S_F, rather it is the strident tone in which it is framed. “me thinks he doth protest too much.
     
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