Shrek 2

An over is 6 balls. A ball is where the bowler (baseball equivalent of pitcher) bowls the ball up the pitch to the batsman, who then can let it go, or try and hit it.

Really, you could do worse than going to a video store and picking up a video of highlights. It won't explain the rules, but you'll get a good idea of what goes on. I don't know shit all about how baseball is played, but I've picked up some idea from watching movies and highlights.

And yes, you hit the ball with a bat.

 

Two of every sex? Just how many genders you got there in Sweden? Sounds like a very scary game but atleast you'll meet interesting people. :???:

 

10 per team, three of every sex,
they must have 3.3333333333333333 sexes in Sweden.

 

Everyone knows hermaphrodites are fence sitters.

 

I demand you all STFU and bow down to hockey's might.

And Jar, speaking of hermaphrodites, I saw a cross-dresser the other day. He had stubble, a woman's jacket, women's jeans, as well as women's shoes. As I walked past I whistled at him. Not under my breath either. He actually heard me, and looked at me. I'm so proud.

 

Hear...normal, vanilla school hockey is going to be so sweet after getting the crap kicked out of me at my local league ...

 

Fuck that, Crazy Ninja Soccerâ„¢ is better. I come away from each game with new bruises, cuts, pulled muscles, blisters and general aches. Oh, and totally exhausted. I fucking love it. There's nothing like sliding to try toe the ball into the goal, seeing it get blocked, and then desperately hacking someone else's shin with your own to try stop the ball getting cleared. It's hilariously violent to play.

 

I though you would be to old and withered for a game as trying as "Crazy Ninja Soccerâ„¢". Have you broken your hip yet?

 

I have never broken a bone in my life.

 

i'll take your advice, Jar, as soon as i can find a video store that actually has anything having to do with cricket...

i also enjoy Crazy Ninja Soccer, although we always called it Jungle Ball... haven't played in years, though, been to busy trying to look pretty.

 

If you've already spent years trying to look pretty, then it ain't going to happen anytime soon.

 

thanks for the kind support and encouraging words, Jar, you're a real inspiration.

 

As well as the God Father trilogy, and... fuck. this fast-paced music is ruining all my trains of thoughts. aah, here we go... something slower... anyway! I can't remember what my other trilogy I thought of.. oh! the El Marachi series (El Marachi, Desperado, and Once Apon a Time in Mexico)... that was a good series also. Oh, and (feel free to laugh at me for this) I'm probably not going to be around as much... because I'm dating a cheerleader, and, soon enough, I fear, I will be one too. :lol: :/ :lol:

P.S Can I have my "Lord" title back? or, you could just go with "Dual-Wielding Bard" and change my display to this: http://www.vaulscastle.com/games/bg/portsm/CrownL.jpg
and for those of you who want to see that:

 

You are NOT getting a custom avatar for a very long time Matt. Very audacious of you to "ask" in that way though. It seems as though you think you already deserve one.

NICE TRY MOTHERFUCKER! MAYBE TOMORROW YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD FOR AN ENCORE!

 

Well, I must say... you need anger management. That post was absolutely wierd. And I figured I may as well ask if I can have my title back since the title nerfed makes no sense. It's absofuckinglutely senseless. Lol.

 

And while you're at it, getting a totally undeserved custom avatar in the process? Fuck off, shit for brains. Do the world a favour and kill yourself.

 

again with the kind words. you're such a sweetheart.

 

What can I say? I've got a lot of love to give.

And by love I mean hate.

 

I take that approach too. Everyone should get to feel Robert's love. It's life changing stuff.