Smuel's good morning extravaganza

This place sure is slow lately. Good morning.

 

Pulling over naive hippy dipshits and giving them fines because I can.

 

The system works.

Good morning.

 

Re:

Sounds kinky.

Good morning.

 

They brainwashed us all by putting fluoride in the water!

 

I met some interesting people last night. The first person's biological mother was a lesbian, which seemed pretty unusual to me. The second person had sex with his sister. Or - in a longer version of events - he had sex with his "sister", a girl from his school, and then got adopted by her parents, which I guess makes it okay? Maybe?? I felt like I'd slipped into some alternate Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle style universe.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to nurse my burgeoning hangover by munching on a saucy footlong (ha, lame penis innuendo). Pinch, punch, first of the month.

 

I live in Australia, so I don't have much of an excuse to stuff my face with Turkey. xD
Good 12:48am!

 

I've just found out that for the last three months a terrible depression has taken me, thing that depresses me even more.

Salutations from the lowest depths of mankind.

And I beg thee to have a good morning.

 

Maybe we should sing a song to cheer you up.

Good morning to you,
Good morning to you,
Good morning dear Werozzi,
Good morning to you.

Also, good morning.

 

Kidney stone? I know how that feels...terrible. Out of experience, I think it is better to go to the doctor than walking around in pain for a month (hm...or two).

Ha. You just love to have big things in your mouth, right? (I know. A bit corny)

PS: Good Midday and live in prosper.

Edit: Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela.

 

It was a small stone, so it made its way from kidney to bladder in about 4 hours. After that it was just uncomfortable for a couple days until it passed.

 

Good morning, merry solstice and a happy full moon, everyone.

 

Good evening. And if you just woke up....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJRHHZ58fWQ[/youtube]

Are you awake now?

 

Never knew you were into hardcore drugs, Arthgon.

 

Surprised? Harcore, yes. Drugs not anymore. Just the music. Besides, XTC is just too dangerous for my liking. I have heard from good sources that there were dealers who sold these pills with rat poison. That is why you have to let experts examine them at parties very carefully. You?

 

Oh yeah! I'm so gonna be an "expert", robbing folks of their precious pills.

"Hello. Deine freund says there ist eine problem mit deine drogen."
"Yeah, try them out. I'm not really sure what's wrong."
"That's vhy zey sent me. Ich bin ein experte!"

 

Good midday. Ha. Afterwards, selling them for a higher price, right? Rat poison or not. Here some atmosphere for it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITJImIsgu-U[/youtube]

 

The "Who needs a song" thread is over there.

Good morning.

 

Good morning.

Ruda, I am still chuckling whenever I read your joke. Five stars.

Merry midwinter mayhem to those in the north, merry midsummer madness to those in the south and merry monsoonal malaria to those inbetween.