Sooo how is everyone's summer?

I really hate to kill my hilarious joke by bringing it up again, but....

Didn't you all think it was funny? Hahahaha Icairus said for he could stop by nevada for a blowjob and i said hey icairus i didnt know you lived in nevada hahahahaha im so funny hahahaha icairus giving him a blowjob hahahaha

Dammit. Couldn't one of you fuckers have said, "Omigod retard that was soooo funny hahahaha i swear i laffed so hard that i pee-peed in my pants a little bit hahahaha".

Fuckers.

 

*pat-pat* I thought it was funny. I've just been in a general anti-posting mood.

I, uh, laughed really hard and am still moist from the pleasure of your wit.

 

I laughed Retard, I just wasn't here to post.

Mata, I cannot comprehend you not being able to take down some types of vodka. If it's shit take it as a shot. That's what was great about Germany, binge drinking, no chick-drinks (anything mixed) only beer, french wine, and shots.

We found a Getrankte Markte that sold 500ml good vodka for 2.75 euro. wine was about 1.20 euro for 700ml and (Awesome German) beer was anywhere for 50-70 euro cents.

I do agree that American beer does taste like piss and for a large part, Australian beer but German beer was great.

 

NOt having the time to read what this post is all about i wil jusy try to nvent something. My summer have been crappy, upp until now it has been raining continuesly, that is until i join the army, and boom instant sun. ever tried to stand in the sun in a black uniform for an hour? WARRRRM.

 

Yeah, I know, but if there's something else on the table, I'd definitely take it.

You're not going to get a reply referring to me as "Mata" , I never would have caught it if I haven't reread that part.

 

*starts to pant, kick hind leg rapidly and dribble urine*

Hey, Qili, we have a thread about you and your little army deal. Hey, have you poked either of those bitches in the whiskers yet?