The Spearmint Rhino

Yeah, well.... there ain't anything of that sort around here. Hell, it's illegal to even buy beer here. This place is such a backward fucking bible-thumping freaky place - example: last week, there was a big To-Do, complete with letters to the newspaper, etc, complaining because a billboard near a church displayed a kissing couple.

ACK! Someone get me out of the damn South... I want back north of the Mason-Dixon line - where people are normal!

 

No what is low is not having a life of your own and being so devoid of charecter that you need to spunge off of the lives of others for mere entertainment.

I tried to PM in an effort to try and resolve things person 2 person in a hope of using reason to clear up matters an effort I found to be immedatily fruitless upon being threatened (funny how certain things are often left out) with being banned (an ultimate goal of both you and spanky) if I continued trying to be civil.

But I see that reason is not possible with those that enjoy personal attacks and confrontations.... But then evil is as evil does.... 3

 

Remember that button I spoke about? At the moment, you're standing on it.

The first PM you sent me was titled "Twist and turn, twist and turn" and in it you basically told me that although everyone else might think I'm okay, you're not fooled. I didn't keep it, but my reply (including a quote from your PM) is still in my sent box:

You ignored my request for no further PMs and sent this one:

Which struck me as going even further down the road of making a childish competition out of our problematic relationship.

Looking back on it, the reply I made was so precognitive, that either I am psychic or you are 100% predicable:

I have tried not to spoil this place with our battling, but you are just so objectionable. Without my involvement (or Jar's or Dragoon's) you have managed to piss off several more users.

 

Personally I think you are abnormally obsessed with me and that's the root of the problem. If you weren't then you would not have tried so hard since our PM chat to get me to reply to one of your posts. And when I do reply you attack in true form. I find this has become a very predictable trait... :thumbup: (much like your on again off again use of your sig, as if I could careless if you used it or not :rofl

You my friend have issues, which is why it is easy for me to ignore you for extended periods of time.... but when someone is posting to my handle almost every other post it does get old and so I tried yet again to talk. And you as predictable as always took full advantage to attack instead of make peace :roll: . Very well your wish is my command because regardless of what you say you have little or no effect on my life, where apparently I for some reason have an extremely adverse affect on your life which I find funny in a very strange and tragic way.

You are obviously very upset by all of this as I can tell by your posts yet you keep at me (obsessive behavior). I frankly think it's a joke and could careless. So post whatever counter point you wish to make and then take a deep breath and LET IT GO.

Dude it's not that important this is not life on the streets hell I will likely never even meet you. You want to feel free to talk about me and make statements about me while I ignore you. Hey that's cool, cause honestly who are you to me? No one. When I see your name at the bottom of a check made out to me then I MAY take you seriously until then, Have at it dude say whatever you wish....

They are only words which mean little even more so because they are your words which you have gone extremely far out of your way to prove to me really are not worth replying to under any circumstance.

cya :wavey:

 

Yet he does reply. Over and over and over and over.

About that strip club... I wanna go. Thanks for posting that link, DU. That Sunrise Adams is hot.

You know, a strip club is one place I have never been... I shoulda joined the army.

 

Yeah look who's talking NOW :rofl:

 

Hey I live on a farm. Whadda ya expect?

 

Hey you sons a bitches, where the hell are my name recommendations? I take off for a day and you guys turn my thread into another fuckin' soap opera. Let's get our shit together and concentrate.

 

How about:

1) Bare Naked Ladies (what can i say I like the group )

2) Strip T's

3) Go Girl's (or U Go Girl's)

4) Honey's Hotties (sugar and sex ALWAYS mix)

5) Hell Cat's (or Hell Cat's hot house)
(get a gal to dress up in a fire red mini cat outfit to pose )

6) Horny's
(kinda says it all don't it :thumbup: )

7) The Fly Trap
(show a gal dressed as a nearly nude Venus)

8) W.T.F. !
(stands for: Women That Flirt! , Guy love shit that make them think of women and cursing all at once )

9) Yo Momma's
(you'll pull in lot's of brothas with this one!)

10) Nasty Girl's
(you could use the old Vanity 6 song in your ads guys love it and it's old enough that you won't have to pay hel in royalties)

OK that's the best I've got I hope you like at least one of them, sorry for taking your thread OT

 

Yeah, she's hot. I have a movie of hers and she's... hot.

Strip clubs are ok, I guess. You have to be in the right mood, though. Or drunk, but that's not happening in some states, ie mine. Alcohol = Titty Bar here. Fully Nude = No Alcohol.

Until you posted that, I didn't even realize what the thread was about. I thought you wanted recommendations of real life strip clubs in London, not made up names.

Let me think...

-The Ho Pit
-The Donkey Show
-The Happy Tent
-Gyrations
-The Little Bald Man in the Canoe's
-Ye Olde Roaste Beefe Sandwich
-TA:HoL

That's all I can think of right now. I'll post more as I think of them.

 

Until you posted that, I thought you wanted me to come in here and have a fight with other users.

Hmm ...

• Pink 'n' Purdy
• Flesh Princess of Belle Hair <<------------------------ Maybe not
• Titillation on Tap
• Women Taking Their Clothes Off
• Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink ... We're All in Pink
• Call Us "Dancers"
• Don't Let the Big Men on the Door Give you the Wrong Idea

Any of those sound like a place where you would like to go and feel ashamed to be a man?

 

So far, the top three are the Fly Trap, (Hell Khat) The Ho Pit, (Milo) and Call us "dancers" (Sheriff Fatman) I may have a little trouble convincing my partners though...

 

How about:
Fisted sister
Fisted brother (in cases such as hel khat) :wink:
Getting hot
Close upp
The queen
Sexy smilies Only asian strippers
The lord of the strippers
Brotherhood of the stripp
Jehovas witnes

 

A couple more suggestions:

- Oops, My Panties Fell Down
- Naughty Bits
- Easy Women Make It Hard For You
- I Need the Money, You Need a Girlfriend
- Tits for Twats
- Twats for Tits

 

Here's a few more, enjoy!:

- Crotches on Parade
- The Hot Fish House
- Big Daddy Cumbuckets'
- Bonedaddy's
- The Tuna Taco Cafeteria
- Bearded Clams
- Your Wife Isn't Here
- The Bimbo Toolshed
- Fromage d'Amour
- The Perverted Circus
- The Moist Fist
- Raging Woody's

 

Ewww... That significantly lessens my desire to visit a strip pub.

How about:

- The Wedding Tackle Teaser
- The Flying Fish
- Bob's Boo-tay
- The Stretch Mark

Hey, did you know there's a strip joint in London called "Windmills" or "The Windmill"?

 

Exotic Dan Sir's.

You'd get people all the time asking where the Renaissance Faire is.*



*do you have Renaissance Faires in England? I'm pretty sure it's just some moronic yet fun product of bad U.S. educations...

 

Ok now that's scary! Nope don't think I'd go.... aranoid: