Where would you be in hell?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

Deeper than most, shallower than a few.

 

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

 

Pfft. Heretic scum. I, on the other hand, am wrathful.

<b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Fifth Level of Hell!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table><tr><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr><td><b><a>Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 1 - Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 6 - The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td><b>High</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td><b>High</b></td></tr><tr><td><b><a>Level 9 - Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td><b>High</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a>Dante's Inferno Test</a></b>

 

Looks like Dis is gonna get crowded.

 

Not really, since Malebolge consists of ten rings for each of the different active sins we may have consisted. You'll probably be tossed in for simony or some such, while I'll be in for deception.

 

It seems that I have to spend in the fifth level with Telecontar and Ramidel, but I am not complaining.

PS: Or, are we there in the fifth level for different active sins?

 

If this is or isn't graveddigind I do not know, but I just had to do the test and post it.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm fucked or what?

 

Yes, it is. And no, you didn't.

 

True, you are. Thankfully, you're all on a different level of hell then I am, so I can't be bothered to care.

 

I wouldn't consider a 0-30 days a gravedig, at least not on this forum. At least his post had more to contribute than this shitty one.

 

Just realized I never did the test.
So, here goes...
Seems I only made it to third level. Damn.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

My friend did the test and only made it to Limbo. Fucking Saint. And... No flaming? I'm impressed.

 

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I already was in hell.

 

I made it to the second level of Hell, to spend eternity with the other lustful wretches.

This seems appropriate as I found myself wondering why there was only one "Yes" radio button available to the oral sex question.

 

Well, you caught us when our resident flame warrior is out, SoulK. Perhaps you could try again next week?



heh. sorry. easy shot.

 

Wow. Your fixing for a beating, arn't you?

 

I like to keep things lively. I am the Dark Fool, after all.